Todays Woot!

Siemens Bluetooth Car Kit

$19.99 + $5.00 shipping

Hey, this comes without a user manual. Good thing we’ve got a PDF of the manual right here, huh?

Some people make a point never to talk on the phone while they’re driving. Some wimpy people, that is. Not me. The only time I get any real talking done is while I’m driving. If my Bluetooth phone rings, I immediately run out to my car, start it up, and pull out into traffic before I say “Hello.” It relaxes my mind somehow. It’s like a Zen thing. Or so I’m guessing. I don’t really know what “Zen” means. I think it has something to do with those little waterfall machines you can buy for your desk.

I can hear the nervous ninnies out there: “But isn’t it dangerous to talk and drive at the same time?” Not as dangerous as talking smack to me, fool! Especially since I have the Siemens Bluetooth Car Kit HKW-700. It plugs into the cigarette lighter on my dashboard and lets me talk on my phone without using my hands. The LCD screen displays Caller ID info, and I can scroll through my address book and make calls without taking my phone out of my pocket. It’s even got features like echo-compensation and noise-suppression so Diane Rehm can’t tell I’m calling her show from a moving car. She hates that.

But here come the timid Timmies again: “Studies show that even handsfree phone conversation provides a significant distraction to blah blah blah.” Give me a break! I’ve had literally millions of phone calls while I’m driving, and I’ve never even come close to (SKREEEEEEKHHH!) (KRSHHH!)

buy now at woot.com