This Week On The Web Exclusive: The Lowdown On Myspace

You might not believe me but Tom from myspace is a gay.

You ask how I know this..? So here's my story..

I was reading the myspace announcements and I see this.

"Latest Update: May 2, 2007 12:30pm, PST

seems like there's more rumors than usual that i'm closing the site or going to start charging for myspace. not true foo'! don't believe what you read in bulletins and rumors.. if there was something important to tell you, i would post an announcement.

oh and some people have asked about the missing orientation option for "gay" on edit profile. that's a bug that should be fixed later tonight... no, myspace does not hate gay people.. duh."

notice the bold. So I was thinking, wow.. could he? So I headed over to his myspace to get the low-down on his orientation. To my surprise he didn't have one. Here is my supporting evidence.



After I saw that I immediately headed over to his pictures to see if there were any pics of him with hot girls, after all myspace is just one big place to score with fine ladies. Then I discovered this!

and this


I couldn't believe my eyes but as I assumed myspace is just one big gay social network. Conspiracy or the truth? Only you can decide. I believe every word of it and if you don't believe me I urge you to head on over to http://www.myspace.com/tom to do some investigative work yourself. All I have left to say is Tom, I caught you you snake in the grass!