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2007-07-02T14:29:00.000-04:00

ATI Radeon X600SE 128mb PCI Express Video Card
$19.99 + $5.00 shipping

The way a Cro-Magnon man sees it, the $20 ATI Radeon X600SE 128mb PCI Express Video Card does everything a fancy $200 card does. Our protohuman pal wouldn’t trouble himself with arcane minutiae like vertex shaders and contour fluency – or computers, for that matter. He’d look over the Radeon X600SE, either clutch the shiny bauble to his chest or fling it away in superstitious terror, and go on about his nasty, brutish, short life.

There’s much to envy in the relaxed Cro-Magnon approach to video cards. For one thing, it’s cheaper. A pampered modern homo like you might simper about how the ATI Radeon X600SE 128mb PCI Express Video Card probably isn’t that much of an upgrade over your onboard video, and how it can’t play the latest games at the highest levels of graphics quality, and so you simply must spend a few days’ wages on a more expensive option.

Hey, whatever tweaks your pixels. But consider this: while you’re oohing and aahing over marginally more convincing on-screen blood-splatters, that Cro-Magnon is having a hot time in the old town with all the money he saved, supping upon the finest raw meat, bludgeoning his enemies with the latest and l33t35t club, and slipping dollar bills into the loincloths of prehistoric exotic dancers. Who’s the advanced one here?

This Week On The Web Exclusive: The Lowdown On Myspace

2007-07-01T20:14:00.000-04:00

You might not believe me but Tom from myspace is a gay.

You ask how I know this..? So here's my story..

I was reading the myspace announcements and I see this.

"Latest Update: May 2, 2007 12:30pm, PST

seems like there's more rumors than usual that i'm closing the site or going to start charging for myspace. not true foo'! don't believe what you read in bulletins and rumors.. if there was something important to tell you, i would post an announcement.

oh and some people have asked about the missing orientation option for "gay" on edit profile. that's a bug that should be fixed later tonight... no, myspace does not hate gay people.. duh."

notice the bold. So I was thinking, wow.. could he? So I headed over to his myspace to get the low-down on his orientation. To my surprise he didn't have one. Here is my supporting evidence.

After I saw that I immediately headed over to his pictures to see if there were any pics of him with hot girls, after all myspace is just one big place to score with fine ladies. Then I discovered this!

and this

I couldn't believe my eyes but as I assumed myspace is just one big gay social network. Conspiracy or the truth? Only you can decide. I believe every word of it and if you don't believe me I urge you to head on over to http://www.myspace.com/tom to do some investigative work yourself. All I have left to say is Tom, I caught you you snake in the grass!

Todays Woot!

2007-07-01T01:33:00.000-04:00

Siemens Bluetooth Car Kit

$19.99 + $5.00 shipping

Hey, this comes without a user manual. Good thing we’ve got a PDF of the manual right here, huh?

Some people make a point never to talk on the phone while they’re driving. Some wimpy people, that is. Not me. The only time I get any real talking done is while I’m driving. If my Bluetooth phone rings, I immediately run out to my car, start it up, and pull out into traffic before I say “Hello.” It relaxes my mind somehow. It’s like a Zen thing. Or so I’m guessing. I don’t really know what “Zen” means. I think it has something to do with those little waterfall machines you can buy for your desk.

I can hear the nervous ninnies out there: “But isn’t it dangerous to talk and drive at the same time?” Not as dangerous as talking smack to me, fool! Especially since I have the Siemens Bluetooth Car Kit HKW-700. It plugs into the cigarette lighter on my dashboard and lets me talk on my phone without using my hands. The LCD screen displays Caller ID info, and I can scroll through my address book and make calls without taking my phone out of my pocket. It’s even got features like echo-compensation and noise-suppression so Diane Rehm can’t tell I’m calling her show from a moving car. She hates that.

But here come the timid Timmies again: “Studies show that even handsfree phone conversation provides a significant distraction to blah blah blah.” Give me a break! I’ve had literally millions of phone calls while I’m driving, and I’ve never even come close to (SKREEEEEEKHHH!) (KRSHHH!)

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Puberty!

2007-07-01T00:33:00.000-04:00

$30 A Month For Food?

2007-06-30T23:25:00.000-04:00

A blogger from Lansing Michigan decided to spend only $30 on food for the month of November, just to see what it was like being poor. It's an interesting read.
"For the month of November, I'm only spending $30 on food. The only exception will be things that are freely available to the average person (salt taken from restaurants, sauce packets from Taco Bell, free coffee from an office). Buying in advance is fine, but at the end of the month, it all has to add up to $30 or less."

He survived, and lost 18 lbs. Click here to read his blog.

original link found here.

State to allow patients to grow own pot

2007-06-30T23:04:00.000-04:00

Starting Sunday medical marijuana will be legal in New Mexico. But now the Department of Health has dropped a bombshell: It will allow people who qualify for medicinal pot to grow it in their own homes.

It’s a decision that has made a lot of state law enforcement officials upset.

The legislature passed the medical marijuana bill into law earlier this year after a decade of lawmakers rejecting the idea. The law allows people suffering from AIDS, cancer, glaucoma and epilepsy to use marijuana for pain relief.

Now, just days before the law takes affect, the New Mexico Department of Health announces it will allow patients to grow their own marijuana because the state still hasn’t figured out how it is supposed to grow and distribute pot.

“This is about providing access now, and we are going to work on the next step,” said Health Department spokeswoman Deborah Busemeyer.

The move has stunned law enforcement agencies statewide who say it flies in the face of what was agreed upon in the legislative session.

“It caught me off guard,” said Captain Gary Johnson of the New Mexico State Police. “I mean, I thought this was going to be very strict in the way this was going to be handled.”

“I really can not believe the state has decided to do this,” said Santa Fe County Sheriff Greg Solano. “Personally, I do support medical marijuana with strict regulation, but the biggest problem with this new change is that it pretty much takes a lot of the regulations away.”

The state has asked the Attorney General’s Office for guidelines on how to proceed since federal law still classifies marijuana as an illegal drug.

“It may stop local law enforcement from knocking on somebody’s door who’s growing marijuana,” said Captain Johnson. “But certainly, I don’t believe it will stop the DEA or federal agents from doing the same.”

If the feds do come knocking, neither the Health Department, police or sheriff’s office say they can do anything to stop them from making arrests for marijuana possession.

Under the new rule, patients will only be allowed to have four mature marijuana plants and three seedlings. Until the Health Department comes up with its distribution plan, patients will have to buy pot on their own wherever they can find it.

original link found here.

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2007-06-30T15:10:00.001-04:00

Todays Woot!

2007-06-30T02:35:00.000-04:00

Logitech MX Revolution Rechargeable Laser Mouse

$34.99 + $5.00 shipping

If you can judge a historical period by the importance of its revolutions, we’re in trouble. Used to be that “revolution” was a word reserved for massive, sweeping changes in economic life (the Agricultural Revolution), or in political and social organization (the American Revolution), or in scientific understanding (the Copernican Revolution). Then along came the marketing industry – the marketing revolution, you might say – to devalue the word by attaching it to any hunk of crap that they wanted to seem “edgy”. The 18th century had the French Revolution; we have the Dance Dance Revolution.

One prime example of revolution deflation is the Logitech MX Revolution Rechargeable Laser Mouse. It won’t change the way you conceive of the cosmos, or put the workers in control of the means of production. All it’ll do is make your mousing experience smoother and easier, with a frictionless alloy scroll wheel, a dedicated search button, a thumb wheel, a plug-and-play USB wireless transmitter, and all kinds of programmable and adjustable options. You won’t even need to keep feeding it double-As on accounta it runs off a rechargeable Li-Ion battery.

Is the Logitech MX Revolution Rechargeable Laser Mouse a pretty cool mouse? Yes. Revolutionary? No. But at least you won’t have to worry about it rising up and sending you to the guillotine.

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The Rasterbator!

2007-06-30T00:29:00.000-04:00

It's not as dirty as it sounds, in fact it's not dirty at all.
The rasterbator is actually a free internet tool/downloadable program used for printing huge tiled images. You can make some really awesome stuff with it. Here are a few examples I found on the rasterbators website.

so check out their website at http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/

The Only iPhone Garbage Worth Posting

2007-06-29T22:58:00.000-04:00

Newsweek's Steven Levy, one of the fantastic four of tech journalism, was nearly deprived of his exclusive review iPhone earlier this morning (around 9:25 AM, EDT) live on Fox News in front of the waiting hordes at NYC's midtown Apple Store.

As he prepared to demo the wonder device to the announcer a foolish would-be mugger jumped Levy and the camera man, taking them to the ground. As the Fox crew cut away, it was clear that police, the Fox crew and bystanders were taking care of the assailant. The in-studio Fox team appeared to fear (or hope for) the worse - full scale fanboy riot; the announcer was shaken. But Steven Levy, ever the pro, bounced up and delivered his prepared demo with sangfroid. For those concerned, neither the journalist nor the iPhone appeared to be harmed in anyway.

original link found here.

Print Your Business Card On A Peanut

2007-06-29T21:50:00.000-04:00

Japan leads the world on bad-ass novelty business-cards, so it's no surprise that they've got access to CO2 lasers that print your contact details on peanut shells.
Taberu Me cards are created using Arigatou’s high-grade CO2 laser engraver nicknamed “Shiawase-kun,” which can etch up to 700 characters per second on hard organic materials like beans, nuts, rice and pasta and which has been optimized to print clean-looking logos, names and telephone numbers on the irregular surfaces of peanut shells.

here is their site

Michael Moore's new movie SiCKO leaked onto p2p networks

2007-06-29T04:22:00.000-04:00

But it doesn't seem to have been leaked by any Joe Schmo, but may have been leaked by Moore himself or by a close associate.

The movie, "Sicko" contrasts the U.S. health care system with that of several other countries and includes a trip to Cuba which Moore is being investigated for. He has, according to agency reports, stored a copy of the original film in Canada as a result of the investigation. His concern is that an attempt may be made to confiscate the section of the film shot in Cuba.

Benoit's Wife Reported Dead Early on Wikipedia

2007-06-29T03:24:00.000-04:00

In a strange twist to the already macabre story of wrestler Chris Benoit's death, it's being reported that the first post saying his wife Nancy was dead was made to Wikipedia 14 hours before the police discovered her body in their suburban Atlanta home. What's making the story even stranger is that the IP address has been traced to Stamford, CT, which is the corporate home of the WWE.

This is so strange.

What it means is, either Benoit had some sort of access to the WWE computers remotely, and updated his Wikipedia page before killing himself, or someone at WWE knew about the murder, and took the time to update the Wikipedia page before contacting the authorities. Either way, it's bad mojo. When we get to the bottom of this whole thing, how much would you like to be it's going to be sticky, nasty, and unsatisfying.

original link found here.

Brand New GTA 4 Trailer

2007-06-29T02:59:00.000-04:00

The first video is the brand new trailer and the second video is the original one that has been out for a couple of months now.

Explore the world of Grand Theft Auto IV!

Kid Calls The Police For Math Help

2007-06-29T02:55:00.001-04:00

Todays Woot!

2007-06-29T02:43:00.000-04:00

Pinnacle DVD Maker Deluxe

$29.99 +$5.00 shipping

What’s that acrid odor in the air? Could it be the smell of…excitement? Yes, it’s time again for another installment of “Ask an Incontinent Viking,” the gadget column hosted by Fjafalgnjir the Vexed, an 11th-century Danish warrior transported into a modern world he never made. Fjafalgnjir certainly never expected to be vaulted hundreds of years into the future, nor did he expect to lose control of his bowels in the process. But like any good Viking, he’s soldiered onward, and he’s ready to do battle with your electronics questions.

Q. I have hundreds of hours of home movies taken from the 1980’s through the later 1980’s, all on VHS tape. I’m concerned that this historically important document – including six minutes of the Statue of Liberty when it had all that scaffolding around it, and some revelatory parachute-pants footage – will be lost to history as the tapes decay. How can I preserve this essential piece of our cultural patrimony?

A. The heavy tread of time stamps many a VHS tape ‘neath its boot, leaving your home movies looking as though Gjálp and Greip, twin giantess daughters of fearsome Geirröðr, had frolicked ‘pon them. No more, vow I! Pinnacle DVD Maker Deluxe includes a plug-and-play video capture device, and by the chill winds of Nifleheim, ye shall – oooh, ooh, wait, wait, be right back.

OK, ‘twas a fray raging inside my gut. But fear not, peace reigns again. Like I was saying, the plug-and-play video capture device features both USB 2.0 and FireWire/DV ports, so you just connect the capture device to your PC, hook up your VHS player to the capture device, and record the video directly to DVD, without saving it on your hard drive. Thus shall your home movies live as long as if they’d eaten the apples of Iðunn!

Q. I was excited to get a computer with a DVD burner, but I’ve found the whole process horribly confusing, and I’m afraid I might hurt myself. There’s got to be a better way! How can a person of limited computer acumen like me create high-quality DVDs? Give me hope, Incontinent Viking!

A. Hold the battle, timorous one, for hope ye shall have! Neither the patricidal dwarf Fáfnir nor all the armies of King Haki can stay the hand of the Pinnacle DVD Maker Deluxe. Hailed for its user-friendly interface and robust functionality, the included software makes DVD creation as easy as, er, and, uh, wolves tear at my bowels! At such times I must needs flee, to seek relief!

Whew! OK, I’m back. With this software, just a few mouse clicks will enable you to create DVDs complete with menus and chapter marks, as swiftly as Ratatöskr, impish squirrel of Yggdrasil, sows discord through his deceits. ‘Tis a miracle indeed, a gift from Odin to all of Midgard! I really should get going soon, but maybe I have time for one more question…

Q. What’s the biggest difference between the 21st century and the 11th?

A. By the hoary hosts of Hogarth, my profane affliction doth render me most appreciative of the wonders of 21st century toiletry! If you’d seen some of the holes I’ve had to squat over…and I’m telling you, the subzero temperatures didn’t help. Speaking of which – uh, help me, Odin – I really need to -

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